Wow!

Remember watching Wiley Coyote and the Road Runner?

Remember how the the Coyote would come really close to catching the Road Runner by using Rocket Skates only to slam into a wall?

Welcome to Hot Stove 2008: The Yankees in Session.

AJ fuckin' Burnett. 82 and change. And I could give two shits about his injury history. Who's better than us? Somebody help carry Cashman's cock back to the Bronx, it's far to much of a cumbersome burden these days.

I only wish I had this damn thing in August when I called the Sabathia and Burnett acquisitions. My guess is Pettite retires by X-Mas. Who needs 'em anyway?